HOUSE RULES

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NO GLASS BY POOL

Common sense, but there is always that one friend. Please be mindful of yourself and remind others if needed.

Pool Party Straws

PARTYS

We like to have a good time, but not a constant orgy, it's all about balance.

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MESSY PEOPLE

Is this you? Try to keep your crap together and tidy in your bedroom and common spaces. Hang your wet towels, etc.

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MUSIC & NOISE

We love music and we love our neighbors - so try to be mindful of noise and volume. Also remember Sonos has "zones" for a reason, try not to group someones room in whose sleeping. 

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TOWELS

Do your best to keep track of your beach/pool towel, I prefer not to be chained to the washer machine from having to wash towels that were barely used.

Ashtray

SMOKING & DRUGS

No Smoking inside, please dispose of cigarette butts in ashtrays. You are surrounded by wood, dry, hard, wood. In terms of other recreational things, we are ok with natural things, but keep the chemistry set @ home.

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FOOD & BOOZE

We are very generous with our food and love to cook, I don't plan on hiding my dijon mustard from you, but please contribute.

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NO PETS

Leave your kitty @ home, but on a case by case basis, we are open to small/medium dogs. We have a toy Aussie Shepherd, so if you are allergic to dogs, gurl bye.

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ROOM OCCUPANCY

No more than (2) people per room. Rates are based on double occupancy per room. 

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SCREEN DOORS

Keep your bedroom screen door closed - this little guy flew in our room and shit all over. It was fun. 

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STRANGERS

Break that ice & introduce your friends to others if you invite them to house, we won't bite, well Rich might, but he's up to date on his shots.

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SEX & SEX

This is Fire Island, you should be prepared to see some things. Be mindful of oil based lubes - it's the gift that keeps on giving. Use a towel.

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DISHES & SINK

Keep that sh*t clean, it's a team effort, so help out with cleaning, never leave anything dirty in the sink, unless it's soaking. Use the dishwasher. 

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UTILITIES

These are included in rates, but holy sh*t it could add up, so make sure to conserve when you are not using something [turning AC off, lights, etc]

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LOCKING HOUSE

When no one is home, please lock all doors, use key code to get in - provided at check-in. Have a lot of break-ins on the island and we don't want your dildo to go missing.